








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1202 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1207 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1698 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1630 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $697,555 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drawn | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | .crp/⸸ | 68% | 59 |
| #3 | ♿ Je4KY | 67% | 15 |
| #4 | Stacy-- | 67% | 36 |
| #5 | Viksy | 64% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | LaMeR1NKO | 54% | 13 |
| #13 | REiTEN | 52% | 23 |
| #14 | arrogance | 50% | 10 |
| #15 | TotiMaster3 | 44% | 25 |
| #16 | Bozho ☁ | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .crp/⸸ | 241 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | TotiMaster3 | 108 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | Stacy-- | 90 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Viksy | 57 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | REiTEN | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viksy | +3.24 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | ♿ Je4KY | +2.85 | 81 | 78 |
| #3 | .crp/⸸ | +2.36 | 78 | 71 |
| #4 | Stacy-- | +2.10 | 82 | 64 |
| #5 | BunnyXD | +1.07 | 72 | 54 |





