








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1252 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2141 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1329 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1996 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $591,450 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azunkata | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | .crp/⸸ | 68% | 37 |
| #3 | Stacy-- | 66% | 35 |
| #4 | BunnyXD | 64% | 25 |
| #5 | KZL | 55% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .crp/⸸ | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ♿ Je4KY | 3 | 0.0154 |
| #3 | BunnyXD | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Azunkata | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | KZL | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KZL | 161 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | .crp/⸸ | 159 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | Stacy-- | 106 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Se4k0 | 104 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | i luv gipsy | 76 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .crp/⸸ | +2.56 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | Viksy | +2.48 | 71 | 58 |
| #3 | i luv gipsy | +0.49 | 86 | 59 |
| #4 | ♿ Je4KY | +0.48 | 81 | 74 |
| #5 | BunnyXD | +0.47 | 75 | 56 |





