








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1026 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Faceit | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11563 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8396 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8706 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6801 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,640,173 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 806 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Bozho ☁ | 50% | 102 |
| #12 | arrogance | 49% | 212 |
| #13 | N i k ⊕² | 47% | 107 |
| #14 | TotiMaster3 | 43% | 46 |
| #15 | NtLya | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arrogance | 16 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | ✪ SaShO ✪ | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Stacy-- | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Bozho ☁ | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | BunnyXD | 7 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stacy-- | 975 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #2 | arrogance | 774 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | ✪ SaShO ✪ | 487 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | N i k ⊕² | 214 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Azunkata | 213 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .crp/⸸ | +1.94 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | BunnyXD | +1.58 | 70 | 52 |
| #3 | arrogance | +1.27 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | Stacy-- | +0.70 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | ✪ SaShO ✪ | +0.52 | 44 | 67 |





