








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1232 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1065 | 34% |
| Smokes | 796 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 616 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 692 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,590 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lights | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | --=[*Personne*]=-- | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | aunni | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | pouet pouet | 67% | 42 |
| #5 | drinorth | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pouet pouet | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | lights | 4 | 0.0199 |
| #3 | KursySSJ4 | 3 | 0.0252 |
| #4 | --=[*Personne*]=-- | 2 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | NLNDRKT | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KursySSJ4 | +5.40 | 99 | 62 |
| #2 | lights | +5.21 | 93 | 72 |
| #3 | oqald | +3.83 | 83 | 64 |
| #4 | --=[*Personne*]=-- | +2.59 | 81 | 75 |
| #5 | aunni | +2.42 | 69 | 65 |





