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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 374 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8892 | 41% |
| Smokes | 6120 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2790 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3753 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,268,615 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salibonani | 57% | 69 |
| #2 | Dafavo | 56% | 62 |
| #3 | Chew | 52% | 82 |
| #4 | Tronald Dump | 52% | 73 |
| #5 | xFaJa | 51% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xFaJa | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | nolaN | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Salibonani | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | moo | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Tronald Dump | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xFaJa | 480 | 0.29 | 13 min |
| #2 | Dafavo | 314 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #3 | moo | 274 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | dami 𖤐 | 244 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Chew | 222 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nolaN | +2.52 | 84 | 71 |
| #2 | Salibonani | +2.27 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | dami 𖤐 | +1.28 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | Dafavo | +1.06 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | Blizzy | +0.61 | 67 | 70 |





