








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 638 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6391 | 43% |
| Smokes | 3830 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1795 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2938 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,541 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Paizuri | 47% | 36 |
| #11 | dami 𖤐 | 46% | 35 |
| #12 | Lzkas | 44% | 27 |
| #13 | ✪ LexX | 42% | 38 |
| #14 | BeNZah | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nolaN | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Monst3rmichi | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | IRUTAS | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Blizzy | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Tronald Dump | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blizzy | 531 | 0.32 | 14 min |
| #2 | HySTeRi | 307 | 0.38 | 9 min |
| #3 | IRUTAS | 181 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Paizuri | 135 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | nolaN | 120 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nolaN | +2.40 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | Lzkas | +2.29 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | ✪ LexX | +1.39 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | IRUTAS | +0.72 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | Paizuri | +0.21 | 72 | 61 |





