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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2585 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 1047 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




285 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,472 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4060 | 63% |
| Smokes | 435 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1149 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 828 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,101,970 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19402 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sethles | +3.10 | 71 | 18 |
| #2 | nyargh!! | +2.02 | 30 | 48 |
| #3 | marceline ♡ | +1.38 | 63 | 16 |
| #4 | .Fj | +1.25 | 23 | 47 |
| #5 | buggys big day | -0.39 | 26 | 40 |





