








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2991 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 440 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 255 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




207 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,584 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3780 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4085 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3613 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2106 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,288,659 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5576 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bing bong | 91 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | lily | 73 | 0.0263 |
| #3 | Maya ♡ | 40 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | marceline ♡ | 27 | 0.0181 |
| #5 | kevinchu050717 | 17 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | earth2carmen | 586 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | lily | 315 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | kevinchu050717 | 258 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | ⸸⸸wynnrawr⸸⸸ | 209 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | marceline ♡ | 133 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sethles | +3.22 | 69 | 23 |
| #2 | earth2carmen | +2.83 | 66 | 55 |
| #3 | kevinchu050717 | +2.56 | 82 | 31 |
| #4 | marceline ♡ | +2.22 | 55 | 16 |
| #5 | ⸸⸸wynnrawr⸸⸸ | +1.69 | 56 | 56 |





