








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 652 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1359 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2052 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1981 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,038,851 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CaptainGalaxy | 52% | 54 |
| #2 | Lolicon | 52% | 176 |
| #3 | Domccas | 48% | 91 |
| #4 | Weeblet | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | Miegalius | 47% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Domccas | 48% | 91 |
| #4 | Weeblet | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | Miegalius | 47% | 128 |
| #6 | Mind3zzas | 46% | 134 |
| #7 | Pipi | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lolicon | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Weeblet | 9 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Mind3zzas | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Miegalius | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Domccas | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lolicon | 337 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | Mind3zzas | 264 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Domccas | 253 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Miegalius | 239 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Weeblet | 88 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weeblet | +0.95 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | CaptainGalaxy | +0.61 | 82 | 39 |
| #3 | Domccas | +0.61 | 63 | 63 |
| #4 | Lolicon | +0.46 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | Miegalius | -0.44 | 71 | 54 |





