








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 741 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2672 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1912 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1900 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2457 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,726 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iXoN | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | toy1. | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Dardrahan | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Chanelsen uwu | 51% | 68 |
| #5 | jmpg v | 51% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ∼ | 1311 | 0.25 | 38 min |
| #2 | rufy | 622 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #3 | Lens | 352 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | jmpg v | 315 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | Dardrahan | 141 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krb∼ | +2.21 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | rufy | +1.58 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | Dardrahan | +1.24 | 85 | 78 |
| #4 | ∼ | +0.94 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | iXoN | +0.80 | 72 | 56 |





