








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2036 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2754 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1819 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2348 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,071,662 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 542 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aesop | 71% | 31 |
| #2 | ๋๋๋๋๋๋ | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | Klani | 63% | 219 |
| #4 | gerzy | 62% | 293 |
| #5 | ム | 62% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | rufy | 57% | 54 |
| #10 | H7per | 57% | 37 |
| #11 | ∼ | 56% | 54 |
| #12 | Lens | 54% | 50 |
| #13 | b m u R | 54% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gerzy | 82 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | b m u R | 13 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | ム | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | ๋๋๋๋๋๋ | 10 | 0.0254 |
| #5 | Klani | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gerzy | 1155 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #2 | Klani | 1036 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #3 | ム | 358 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #4 | Pointer | 270 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | ∼ | 262 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ム | +2.62 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | ๋๋๋๋๋๋ | +2.53 | 93 | 52 |
| #3 | iXoN | +2.38 | 77 | 52 |
| #4 | rufy | +1.89 | 80 | 67 |
| #5 | Pointer | +1.83 | 77 | 63 |





