








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 175 | 39% |
| Smokes | 115 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 109 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 49 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $60,190 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grepe | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | The Orc Slayer | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | WatchM3Fail | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Lé Tupla | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | Omar Azaki | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lé Tupla | 22 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #2 | WatchM3Fail | 21 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #3 | Omar Azaki | 14 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #4 | The Orc Slayer | 9 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #5 | Grepe | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WatchM3Fail | +2.57 | 75 | 49 |
| #2 | Grepe | +2.45 | 85 | 30 |
| #3 | Lé Tupla | +1.33 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | Teemees | +1.21 | 56 | 38 |
| #5 | The Orc Slayer | +0.94 | 62 | 56 |





