








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 149 | 10% |
| Smokes | 255 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 749 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 415 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,348 of utility $247 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMoseby | 49% | 72 |
| #2 | h4mx0r | 48% | 25 |
| #3 | Rumulus Cift | 44% | 43 |
| #4 | s1mert | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMoseby | 49% | 72 |
| #2 | h4mx0r | 48% | 25 |
| #3 | Rumulus Cift | 44% | 43 |
| #4 | s1mert | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rumulus Cift | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | s1mert | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | MrMoseby | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMoseby | 79 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | s1mert | 61 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rumulus Cift | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | h4mx0r | 28 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1mert | +1.70 | 52 | 62 |
| #2 | KRAL | +0.08 | 53 | 26 |
| #3 | MrMoseby | -0.94 | 23 | 55 |
| #4 | Rumulus Cift | -1.00 | 50 | 38 |
| #5 | h4mx0r | -1.27 | 40 | 51 |





