








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 276 | 26% |
| Smokes | 235 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 324 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 238 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $194,398 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rumulus Cift | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | MrMoseby | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | KRAL | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rumulus Cift | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | MrMoseby | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | KRAL | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KRAL | 6 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | MrMoseby | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Rumulus Cift | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMoseby | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Rumulus Cift | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | KRAL | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KRAL | +2.29 | 56 | 24 |
| #2 | Rumulus Cift | -0.66 | 54 | 38 |
| #3 | MrMoseby | -0.70 | 18 | 57 |
| #4 | h4mx0r | -0.86 | 42 | 53 |





