








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 419 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7397 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6829 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7872 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7173 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6290 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,357,416 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Raph | 81% | 48 |
| #3 | skaproodle | 80% | 155 |
| #4 | iconic | 77% | 117 |
| #5 | JVME | 76% | 66 |
| #6 | gripskididly | 65% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raph | +6.39 | 93 | 59 |
| #2 | skaproodle | +4.08 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | gripskididly | +2.16 | 86 | 62 |
| #4 | kala | +1.96 | 74 | 77 |
| #5 | JVME | +1.42 | 82 | 69 |





