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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1881 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1903 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1120 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1637 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $681,138 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enzone Station | 49% | 72 |
| #2 | Egon | 49% | 177 |
| #3 | Leukos | 47% | 146 |
| #4 | This is Mike | 46% | 57 |
| #5 | tøs Station | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Egon | 49% | 177 |
| #3 | Leukos | 47% | 146 |
| #4 | This is Mike | 46% | 57 |
| #5 | tøs Station | 44% | 59 |
| #6 | M a t | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Egon | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Enzone Station | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Leukos | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | M a t | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | tøs Station | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Egon | 311 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | This is Mike | 226 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | Enzone Station | 199 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | tøs Station | 173 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Leukos | 154 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enzone Station | +2.24 | 92 | 67 |
| #2 | Egon | +1.34 | 86 | 53 |
| #3 | M a t | +0.02 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | tøs Station | -0.47 | 70 | 48 |
| #5 | DavidGA | -0.82 | 72 | 60 |





