








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 571 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4677 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6213 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4313 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4272 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,894,732 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M a t | 25 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | NBK | 20 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | tøs Station | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Egon | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Cjr | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M a t | 1143 | 0.13 | 29 min |
| #2 | NBK | 659 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #3 | tøs Station | 461 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | Wardyyyyyyyyyy | 360 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | Egon | 320 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NBK | +5.40 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | Enzone Station | +1.90 | 91 | 63 |
| #3 | Egon | +0.55 | 87 | 52 |
| #4 | Cjr | -0.28 | 75 | 40 |
| #5 | Wardyyyyyyyyyy | -0.82 | 75 | 61 |





