








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 547 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1535 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2018 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2008 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2402 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $819,146 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El_Jefe | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | Luccarido | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | -poza- | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | fabseN | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | MoW_JoW | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | fabseN | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | MoW_JoW | 44% | 18 |
| #6 | aRaix | 44% | 18 |
| #7 | Lufur | 44% | 18 |
| #8 | Franzi | 35% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Franzi | 9 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | Lufur | 3 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | fabseN | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Luccarido | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | MoW_JoW | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -poza- | 75 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | fabseN | 51 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Luccarido | 41 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | aRaix | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lufur | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ReFoXzZ | +1.64 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | Lufur | +1.49 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | -poza- | +1.15 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | Luccarido | +0.74 | 77 | 47 |
| #5 | MoW_JoW | +0.39 | 69 | 57 |





