








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 524 | 25% |
| Smokes | 628 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 496 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 449 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $72,573 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | klippan | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | hmora | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Wolfart | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | Top G | 63% | 30 |
| #5 | Conny | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Stiin | 47% | 17 |
| #8 | Snoken | 40% | 40 |
| #9 | triggetb0b | 33% | 12 |
| #10 | Fjudde | 31% | 13 |
| #11 | abeno☯ | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stiin | 2 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | triggetb0b | 2 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Fjudde | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Wolfart | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Top G | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Wolfart | 35 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | Snoken | 32 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Stiin | 32 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | abeno☯ | 22 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hmora | +5.37 | 64 | 83 |
| #2 | Top G | +2.57 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | Wolfart | +1.33 | 70 | 79 |
| #4 | klippan | +0.78 | 41 | 67 |
| #5 | Stiin | +0.17 | 78 | 72 |





