








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Renown | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3840 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4218 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3464 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3552 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,355,783 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 327 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NewTnnn | 61% | 135 |
| #2 | Starvin Marvin | 53% | 125 |
| #3 | morty | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | Fau0cka Yu0 | 51% | 74 |
| #5 | mSg- | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NewTnnn | 14 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | morty | 14 | 0.0225 |
| #3 | pIOTERkuuuuk1 | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Fau0cka Yu0 | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | STJOM | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pIOTERkuuuuk1 | 802 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | NewTnnn | 624 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #3 | Starvin Marvin | 271 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | morty | 119 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Fau0cka Yu0 | 89 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NewTnnn | +4.23 | 91 | 82 |
| #2 | morty | +2.37 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | Starvin Marvin | +2.34 | 84 | 66 |
| #4 | mSg- | +1.04 | 69 | 55 |
| #5 | HansenEZ | +0.45 | 67 | 66 |





