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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 222 | 26% |
| Smokes | 219 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 331 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 85 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $191,480 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XMAN | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Legacyxblood401 | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | T-Bo | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Timothy Kickflip | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | bungalow | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Legacyxblood401 | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | T-Bo | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Timothy Kickflip | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | bungalow | 33% | 6 |
| #6 | atlas | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bungalow | 3 | 0.0263 |
| #2 | XMAN | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atlas | 14 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #2 | Timothy Kickflip | 13 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | XMAN | 12 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | bungalow | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | T-Bo | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XMAN | +7.17 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | T-Bo | +3.82 | 91 | 31 |
| #3 | Legacyxblood401 | +2.31 | 77 | 46 |
| #4 | bungalow | +0.31 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | Timothy Kickflip | -0.26 | 65 | 45 |





