








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4523 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4160 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3111 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3657 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $253,737 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1454 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manda | 77% | 30 |
| #2 | Sea Salt | 73% | 22 |
| #3 | ♫Pink Floyd♫ | 60% | 148 |
| #4 | Eggs | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | TheDarken | 58% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♫Pink Floyd♫ | 239 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Eggs | 109 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kr1ppsen | 107 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | sædsokk | 104 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | TheDarken | 88 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AN | +4.24 | 85 | 78 |
| #2 | Kr1ppsen | +2.07 | 78 | 73 |
| #3 | ♫Pink Floyd♫ | +1.12 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | TheDarken | +0.05 | 48 | 49 |
| #5 | Sea Salt | -0.60 | 52 | 62 |





