








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
510 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 57 | 4% |
| Smokes | 88 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1079 | 83% |
| Molotovs | 82 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $53,071 of utility $25 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iloveroses539 | 44% | 32 |
| #2 | Takamacha | 38% | 55 |
| #3 | falsed | 37% | 102 |
| #4 | Cheem1cal | 35% | 43 |
| #5 | less than three | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Takamacha | 38% | 55 |
| #3 | falsed | 37% | 102 |
| #4 | Cheem1cal | 35% | 43 |
| #5 | less than three | 31% | 29 |
| #6 | petergaming37 | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | falsed | 106 | 0.0534 |
| #2 | Takamacha | 34 | 0.0309 |
| #3 | iloveroses539 | 34 | 0.0570 |
| #4 | less than three | 21 | 0.0355 |
| #5 | Cheem1cal | 15 | 0.0176 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | falsed | 566 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #2 | Takamacha | 304 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #3 | iloveroses539 | 145 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cheem1cal | 118 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | less than three | 112 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | falsed | +5.27 | 50 | 42 |
| #2 | petergaming37 | +4.57 | 52 | 36 |
| #3 | less than three | +3.42 | 73 | 42 |
| #4 | Cheem1cal | +2.36 | 66 | 50 |
| #5 | iloveroses539 | -0.08 | 75 | 31 |





