








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 1193 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




142 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8670 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5010 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5154 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4626 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,759,399 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shift | 78% | 119 |
| #2 | Milky Kitten | 64% | 72 |
| #3 | Yolo_Turtle209 | 41% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shift | 78% | 119 |
| #2 | Milky Kitten | 64% | 72 |
| #3 | Yolo_Turtle209 | 41% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yolo_Turtle209 | 61 | 0.0314 |
| #2 | Milky Kitten | 35 | 0.0228 |
| #3 | shift | 9 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milky Kitten | 176 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | shift | 95 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Yolo_Turtle209 | 87 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shift | +4.44 | 79 | 48 |
| #2 | JENS | +1.72 | 68 | 49 |
| #3 | Milky Kitten | -1.66 | 16 | 17 |
| #4 | Yolo_Turtle209 | -4.32 | 23 | 21 |





