








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3487 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4910 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3912 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2086 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3305 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $341,234 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โฟ๐น๐Hasse ๐๐นโฟ [Fr | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | ๓ ก๓ ก | 47% | 87 |
| #3 | DeWindWaker | 42% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โฟ๐น๐Hasse ๐๐นโฟ [Fr | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | ๓ ก๓ ก | 47% | 87 |
| #3 | DeWindWaker | 42% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๓ ก๓ ก | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | DeWindWaker | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | โฟ๐น๐Hasse ๐๐นโฟ [Fr | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๓ ก๓ ก | 377 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | DeWindWaker | 172 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | โฟ๐น๐Hasse ๐๐นโฟ [Fr | 30 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pmec | +3.89 | 86 | 79 |
| #2 | โฟ๐น๐Hasse ๐๐นโฟ [Fr | -0.16 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | ๓ ก๓ ก | -2.33 | 58 | 66 |
| #4 | DeWindWaker | -4.72 | 56 | 39 |





