








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 441 matches | ||
| Faceit | 300 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10268 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7334 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7101 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6462 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6311 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,921,015 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1032 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YAA | 62% | 79 |
| #2 | XXbenchmogger1337XX | 60% | 57 |
| #3 | NikkoKICK | 58% | 108 |
| #4 | Robbeh | 57% | 90 |
| #5 | Tapgap | 53% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YAA | 62% | 79 |
| #2 | XXbenchmogger1337XX | 60% | 57 |
| #3 | NikkoKICK | 58% | 108 |
| #4 | Robbeh | 57% | 90 |
| #5 | Tapgap | 53% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tapgap | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | YAA | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | NikkoKICK | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Robbeh | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | XXbenchmogger1337XX | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tapgap | 487 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | Robbeh | 254 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | NikkoKICK | 188 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | XXbenchmogger1337XX | 148 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | YAA | 137 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robbeh | +0.80 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Tapgap | +0.69 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | โฟ๐น๐Hasse ๐๐นโฟ [Fr | +0.58 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | XXbenchmogger1337XX | +0.29 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | YAA | -0.34 | 64 | 54 |





