








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 354 matches | ||
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7125 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10162 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6886 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5004 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6202 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,074,537 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lazjE™ | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | chr1s | 53% | 160 |
| #3 | xRourii | 53% | 365 |
| #4 | Pit | 51% | 532 |
| #5 | GR1 | 50% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lazjE™ | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | chr1s | 53% | 160 |
| #3 | xRourii | 53% | 365 |
| #4 | Pit | 51% | 532 |
| #5 | GR1 | 50% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xRourii | 23 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Pit | 9 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | chr1s | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | GR1 | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | lazjE™ | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pit | 1622 | 0.14 | 34 min |
| #2 | xRourii | 1086 | 0.14 | 28 min |
| #3 | chr1s | 836 | 0.26 | 21 min |
| #4 | GR1 | 335 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | lazjE™ | 170 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xRourii | +1.08 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | Shady | +0.35 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | Pit | -0.47 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | chr1s | -0.93 | 62 | 69 |
| #5 | lazjE™ | -1.57 | 65 | 58 |





