








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1325 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1219 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1015 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 966 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $230,741 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Josh | 51% | 65 |
| #4 | t0p8uzz | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | ZipU | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | Bampot | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | ajb | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Josh | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Bampot | 4 | 0.0252 |
| #3 | ajb | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | ZipU | 2 | 0.0102 |
| #5 | t0p8uzz | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZipU | +2.87 | 63 | 63 |
| #2 | Silence | +0.49 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | Bampot | +0.35 | 48 | 75 |
| #4 | Josh | +0.32 | 47 | 71 |
| #5 | JME bets.gg csgonecro.com | +0.04 | 44 | 55 |





