








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 682 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1404 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 582 | 21% |
| Smokes | 456 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 825 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 863 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $565,191 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0p8uzz | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Josh | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | quinn | 61% | 33 |
| #4 | rayzr | 57% | 54 |
| #5 | ajb | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yilnobeinmateem | +3.33 | 93 | 75 |
| #2 | JME bets.gg csgonecro.com | +2.02 | 71 | 46 |
| #3 | quinn | +1.18 | 73 | 67 |
| #4 | t0p8uzz | +1.17 | 29 | 74 |
| #5 | rayzr | +0.91 | 76 | 60 |





