








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2203 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4236 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2288 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2802 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $916,556 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fraser | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | LeoTioL | 60% | 80 |
| #3 | N4i | 57% | 176 |
| #4 | Curious George | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | word | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | percules | 52% | 23 |
| #9 | N4 | 50% | 40 |
| #10 | L1mb0J 666 | 46% | 54 |
| #11 | Lion | 46% | 24 |
| #12 | AnOn | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeoTioL | 24 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | N4i | 18 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | donPepitoo | 14 | 0.0159 |
| #4 | Curious George | 9 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | N4 | 8 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N4i | 689 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | donPepitoo | 212 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | LeoTioL | 153 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | N4 | 140 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lion | 117 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N4 | +4.39 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | AnOn | +3.78 | 83 | 29 |
| #3 | N4i | +2.27 | 90 | 58 |
| #4 | Lion | +1.97 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | donPepitoo | +1.34 | 79 | 71 |





