








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1592 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,219 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7184 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6115 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4993 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4927 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,094,657 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 901 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/Pr0dyTV | 68% | 38 |
| #2 | Naga | 61% | 127 |
| #3 | vendetta | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | Hebert Cornelius Malcum IV | 60% | 52 |
| #5 | ⁶₆⁷Flazuel⁶₆⁷ | 57% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naga | 16 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Joscf | 16 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | vendetta | 5 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | ⁶₆⁷Flazuel⁶₆⁷ | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Hebert Cornelius Malcum IV | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naga | +2.47 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | donPepitoo | +2.07 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/Pr0dyTV | +0.14 | 59 | 61 |
| #4 | Joscf | -0.15 | 82 | 44 |
| #5 | Hebert Cornelius Malcum IV | -0.80 | 73 | 46 |





