








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2278 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1993 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1857 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1167 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1635 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $229,157 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | H3adpooonzZ | 80% | 10 |
| #10 | MrChrono | 78% | 64 |
| #11 | Deal With It | 77% | 13 |
| #12 | lunar | 64% | 11 |
| #13 | UmLungu | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrChrono | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Angelwingz | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | lunar | 3 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | psykosage | 3 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | Kai | 3 | 0.0152 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂️24K☂️-iwnl- LFP | +5.55 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | Valkyriecr 🦋 | +3.79 | 83 | 56 |
| #3 | JKL | +2.66 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | Kai | +2.49 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | psykosage | +1.91 | 86 | 41 |





