








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,814 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2871 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1665 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1592 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1686 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $710,493 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 621 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Tru3_Exil3 | 67% | 21 |
| #11 | H3adpooonzZ | 65% | 23 |
| #12 | Bee_25 | 63% | 68 |
| #13 | lunar | 60% | 43 |
| #14 | Deal With It | 58% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lunar | 15 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | Bee_25 | 11 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | ymcmb | 7 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | ☂️24K☂️-iwnl- LFP | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Kai | 5 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂️24K☂️-iwnl- LFP | 259 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Valkyriecr 🦋 | 206 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | lunar | 181 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | H3adpooonzZ | 114 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | JKL | 112 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂️24K☂️-iwnl- LFP | +7.06 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | lunar | +4.52 | 83 | 70 |
| #3 | Valkyriecr 🦋 | +4.28 | 86 | 53 |
| #4 | JKL | +3.84 | 82 | 68 |
| #5 | piwi | +3.31 | 82 | 60 |





