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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,573 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1044 | 29% |
| Smokes | 906 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1135 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 488 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $450,382 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | so | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | bainz ┐( °ー ° )┌ | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | rachael | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | CMJ | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | MachineChaos | 3 | 0.0178 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bainz ┐( °ー ° )┌ | 198 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #2 | rachael | 146 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | so | 124 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | CMJ | 109 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | tony | 85 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smieszneznaczki | +5.02 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | MachineChaos | +1.83 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | fxxxer | +1.02 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | tony | +0.78 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | rampire | +0.66 | 73 | 65 |





