








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
960 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 327 | 30% |
| Smokes | 179 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 347 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 232 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $502,351 of utility $310 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | hvac | 59% | 54 |
| #4 | jake.pilot | 59% | 66 |
| #5 | Weeb ♡ | 54% | 24 |
| #6 | Grandstanding Zywoo Corner User | 50% | 16 |
| #7 | JustJosh ツ ™ | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jake.pilot | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | hvac | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Grandstanding Zywoo Corner User | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | GeT_RiGhT | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jake.pilot | 199 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | GeT_RiGhT | 105 | 0.38 | 2 min |
| #3 | hvac | 52 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Grandstanding Zywoo Corner User | 37 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Weeb ♡ | 34 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiro | +2.55 | 73 | 39 |
| #2 | GeT_RiGhT | +1.94 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | jake.pilot | +0.85 | 58 | 61 |
| #4 | hvac | +0.12 | 81 | 33 |
| #5 | Weeb ♡ | -0.58 | 57 | 34 |





