








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2743 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2791 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1614 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1989 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,503,194 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 422 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sn1ce_tv | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | HAKUNA MATATA <3 | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | HDB | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | FBY | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | Morgacin | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kripix | 44% | 18 |
| #8 | Janlk | 42% | 26 |
| #9 | Janiaros | 41% | 17 |
| #10 | Hasbulla | Simon* | 36% | 25 |
| #11 | Wallie | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgacin | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Hasbulla | Simon* | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | HAKUNA MATATA <3 | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | FraChry | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | FBY | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FBY | 161 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Morgacin | 136 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Janlk | 87 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | HDB | 76 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | FraChry | 59 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kripix | +1.94 | 69 | 57 |
| #2 | HAKUNA MATATA <3 | +1.90 | 54 | 60 |
| #3 | HDB | +1.87 | 85 | 59 |
| #4 | Sn1ce_tv | +1.23 | 50 | 64 |
| #5 | Hasbulla | Simon* | -0.16 | 45 | 59 |





