








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 746 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 569 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6559 | 22% |
| Smokes | 7689 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8225 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7426 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,048,730 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪FLX | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | 44% | 64 |
| #3 | MR.GOOGLES | 43% | 135 |
| #4 | Яotari | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪FLX | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | 44% | 64 |
| #3 | MR.GOOGLES | 43% | 135 |
| #4 | Яotari | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR.GOOGLES | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | ✪FLX | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Яotari | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | 119 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | MR.GOOGLES | 92 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪FLX | 68 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Яotari | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪FLX | +1.42 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | MR.GOOGLES | +0.78 | 52 | 53 |
| #3 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | -0.53 | 39 | 63 |
| #4 | Яotari | -0.63 | 81 | 53 |
| #5 | Janlk | -1.09 | 51 | 74 |





