








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 583 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 152 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4775 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2252 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3759 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2449 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1619 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,869,344 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ジョナス | 52% | 271 |
| #6 | Unaliven't | 51% | 275 |
| #7 | dawerdichkire | 51% | 45 |
| #8 | Æns Torbens | 49% | 37 |
| #9 | Anakin Rizzwalker | 43% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ジョナス | 976 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | Unaliven't | 454 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | Anakin Rizzwalker | 212 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Daddy Gaul Soodman OwO | 129 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | dawerdichkire | 107 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NUMBER TWO MAKOWA FANBOY | +2.96 | 56 | 50 |
| #2 | Daddy Gaul Soodman OwO | +2.58 | 75 | 49 |
| #3 | dawerdichkire | +1.73 | 42 | 44 |
| #4 | ジョナス | +1.68 | 43 | 63 |
| #5 | Unaliven't | +0.60 | 59 | 54 |





