








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 889 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 393 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13145 | 44% |
| Smokes | 7751 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2262 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 6576 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,257,980 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoldFox | 64% | 86 |
| #2 | J4kenator | 63% | 46 |
| #3 | Justirack | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | BudFly | 60% | 58 |
| #5 | JoeyTheBiggest | 60% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | B0bby | 52% | 92 |
| #10 | Bless | 52% | 125 |
| #11 | swag patient 0 | 51% | 39 |
| #12 | Coast | 51% | 231 |
| #13 | hEN3SY | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Coast | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | GoldFox | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | B0bby | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | JoeyTheBiggest | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Justirack | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Coast | 763 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | Bless | 706 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #3 | GoldFox | 520 | 0.28 | 16 min |
| #4 | xSzen | 465 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | BudFly | 300 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BudFly | +3.80 | 92 | 72 |
| #2 | Shot_dotexe | +2.78 | 87 | 74 |
| #3 | JoeyTheBiggest | +1.47 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | ✪ Vitality | +1.28 | 77 | 71 |
| #5 | xSzen | +0.99 | 85 | 63 |





