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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1055 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1865 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1197 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1164 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $395,827 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d!nk.'d ur d@d | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | d!nk. | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | AugmenT | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | AnarchyDying | 43% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d!nk.'d ur d@d | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | d!nk. | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | AugmenT | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | AnarchyDying | 43% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnarchyDying | 13 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | d!nk. | 6 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | d!nk.'d ur d@d | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | AugmenT | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnarchyDying | 99 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | d!nk. | 54 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | d!nk.'d ur d@d | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | AugmenT | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AugmenT | +5.84 | 73 | 54 |
| #2 | d!nk.'d ur d@d | +4.07 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | d!nk. | +2.42 | 46 | 65 |
| #4 | AnarchyDying | +1.48 | 60 | 43 |
| #5 | JP.weezy | -2.64 | 22 | 39 |





