








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2011 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,926 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1322 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1276 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1550 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1778 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,520,939 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lauenborg21 | 58% | 83 |
| #2 | SUMIT99 | 56% | 107 |
| #3 | Fizz | 54% | 70 |
| #4 | Kagesen | 53% | 247 |
| #5 | ✪ TIETZE ✪ | 52% | 234 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lauenborg21 | 58% | 83 |
| #2 | SUMIT99 | 56% | 107 |
| #3 | Fizz | 54% | 70 |
| #4 | Kagesen | 53% | 247 |
| #5 | ✪ TIETZE ✪ | 52% | 234 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUMIT99 | 21 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Kagesen | 20 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ✪ TIETZE ✪ | 15 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Fizz | 9 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | lauenborg21 | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ TIETZE ✪ | 329 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | Kagesen | 314 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | SUMIT99 | 220 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | lauenborg21 | 133 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fizz | 28 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ TIETZE ✪ | +3.15 | 64 | 59 |
| #2 | Kagesen | +1.91 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | lauenborg21 | +1.43 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | GH | -1.52 | 48 | 45 |
| #5 | SUMIT99 | -3.38 | 41 | 44 |





