








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,440 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1045 | 30% |
| Smokes | 382 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1374 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 639 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $286,220 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💘LING💘 | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | X | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | Hmmm | 50% | 102 |
| #4 | Kenta Kofot | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💘LING💘 | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | X | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | Hmmm | 50% | 102 |
| #4 | Kenta Kofot | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hmmm | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Kenta Kofot | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | 💘LING💘 | 3 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hmmm | 415 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | X | 32 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Kenta Kofot | 26 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | 💘LING💘 | 21 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hmmm | +1.34 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | N-S | +0.53 | 69 | 55 |
| #3 | 💘LING💘 | +0.40 | 63 | 49 |
| #4 | X | -1.06 | 50 | 39 |
| #5 | Kenta Kofot | -4.56 | 34 | 12 |





