








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9 | 3% |
| Smokes | 139 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 118 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 37 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $35,918 of utility $16 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _MaRcO_510 | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | FL Studio 21 | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | Cammy | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | Chara (GR) | 41% | 37 |
| #5 | Yolle:) | 39% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLACKO NASTY | 16 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | Creepy | 8 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Yolle:) | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Cammy | 4 | 0.0177 |
| #5 | Chara (GR) | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLACKO NASTY | 138 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Creepy | 102 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Yolle:) | 72 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Chara (GR) | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | FL Studio 21 | 36 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Creepy | +3.73 | 84 | 36 |
| #2 | _MaRcO_510 | +3.66 | 60 | 59 |
| #3 | FL Studio 21 | +3.07 | 81 | 52 |
| #4 | FLACKO NASTY | +2.21 | 78 | 65 |
| #5 | Yolle:) | +1.68 | 73 | 41 |





