










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1802 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2663 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1691 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 990 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 630 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $691,006 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Typsy | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | ⸸crxss⁶⁶⁶ | 46% | 28 |
| #3 | temu jL | 45% | 89 |
| #4 | Eliviana | 43% | 199 |
| #5 | Ren0_Loses | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | temu jL | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | ⸸crxss⁶⁶⁶ | 6 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | Eliviana | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | loops | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Typsy | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eliviana | 168 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | temu jL | 147 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ren0_Loses | 105 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Typsy | 79 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | ⸸crxss⁶⁶⁶ | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Typsy | +4.87 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | temu jL | +3.98 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | Ren0_Loses | +2.14 | 67 | 53 |
| #4 | loops | +0.45 | 73 | 46 |
| #5 | ⸸crxss⁶⁶⁶ | +0.27 | 78 | 39 |





