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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 150 | 22% |
| Smokes | 77 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 336 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 107 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $222,471 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | % | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | :) | 81% | 21 |
| #3 | sinatra | 80% | 10 |
| #4 | MrPepper | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | imuru | 72% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | star | 64% | 14 |
| #8 | shroud | 63% | 8 |
| #9 | 0 | 62% | 13 |
| #10 | 你的灭亡 | 50% | 4 |
| #11 | slit | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | star | 6 | 0.0250 |
| #2 | :) | 4 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | 0 | 4 | 0.0179 |
| #4 | slit | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | luna | 2 | 0.0157 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | star | 52 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #2 | slit | 47 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | :) | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | 0 | 29 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | luna | 27 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | +10.56 | 100 | 64 |
| #2 | luna | +7.52 | 98 | 56 |
| #3 | 你的灭亡 | +4.32 | 71 | 24 |
| #4 | star | +3.71 | 96 | 43 |
| #5 | MrPepper | +2.18 | 98 | 34 |





