








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1031 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 339 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3114 | 57% |
| Smokes | 784 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 940 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 627 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,768,403 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7963 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | violet | 50% | 36 |
| #10 | Temi | 50% | 66 |
| #11 | sovereign | 49% | 55 |
| #12 | toeloose | 40% | 30 |
| #13 | slein | 37% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sovereign | 14 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | slein | 9 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | violet | 9 | 0.0145 |
| #4 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | 7 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | cloud | 6 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | +13.98 | 100 | 64 |
| #2 | Frosty | +3.06 | 93 | 37 |
| #3 | imuru | +1.94 | 92 | 34 |
| #4 | shroud | +1.65 | 83 | 43 |
| #5 | cloud | +1.57 | 85 | 43 |





