








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 727 | 28% |
| Smokes | 483 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 746 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 632 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $837,437 of utility $323 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vit Makt | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Pontare02 | 50% | 50 |
| #3 | Ianツ | 46% | 69 |
| #4 | . | 44% | 75 |
| #5 | IronAcE47 | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 18 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | Ianツ | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | <FIN_ADDEZ> | 4 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | IronAcE47 | 4 | 0.0205 |
| #5 | Pontare02 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 159 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ianツ | 138 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | <FIN_ADDEZ> | 39 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Vit Makt | 24 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | IronAcE47 | 22 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <FIN_ADDEZ> | +3.63 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | . | +2.62 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | IronAcE47 | +1.04 | 54 | 40 |
| #4 | Ianツ | +0.57 | 38 | 50 |
| #5 | Vit Makt | +0.54 | 35 | 19 |





