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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1960 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1855 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1222 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1581 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1260 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $443,132 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 123 | 48% | 23 |
| #2 | Pontare02 | 47% | 62 |
| #3 | Cepa | 46% | 69 |
| #4 | affEz | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | Poggy Woggy | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | affEz | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | Poggy Woggy | 46% | 24 |
| #6 | Vit Makt | 45% | 20 |
| #7 | <FIN_ADDEZ> | 45% | 29 |
| #8 | . | 42% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 13 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Cepa | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | <FIN_ADDEZ> | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Vit Makt | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Pontare02 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 147 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Cepa | 86 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | 123 | 71 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | affEz | 56 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | <FIN_ADDEZ> | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 123 | +4.05 | 78 | 75 |
| #2 | . | +2.15 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | affEz | +1.40 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | <FIN_ADDEZ> | +1.02 | 69 | 58 |
| #5 | Vit Makt | -0.46 | 39 | 19 |





