








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 484 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2536 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2545 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3899 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2923 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,887,710 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tjorben | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | blu'e | Esportal.com | 64% | 100 |
| #3 | Tjorben & Thorsen was here mos m | 63% | 128 |
| #4 | Proomic | 58% | 89 |
| #5 | ✪ kEz | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | S4NDA | 49% | 45 |
| #8 | Killer Crab | 48% | 130 |
| #9 | Kotten | 47% | 79 |
| #10 | Harry Peter | 38% | 24 |
| #11 | Phjolix | 28% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proomic | 18 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Tjorben & Thorsen was here mos m | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Alkotten | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Tjorben | 5 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | Killer Crab | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tjorben & Thorsen was here mos m | 706 | 0.26 | 21 min |
| #2 | Alkotten | 417 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | blu'e | Esportal.com | 335 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | Proomic | 183 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Killer Crab | 180 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tjorben | +6.04 | 92 | 58 |
| #2 | Tjorben & Thorsen was here mos m | +2.75 | 70 | 82 |
| #3 | Proomic | +1.58 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | blu'e | Esportal.com | +0.96 | 60 | 70 |
| #5 | L1meXX | +0.26 | 55 | 63 |





