








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 614 | 15% |
| Smokes | 863 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1416 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1147 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $600,405 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | silver aim stefan | 58% | 36 |
| #5 | Dijkstra074 | 56% | 9 |
| #6 | PlofTank | 56% | 18 |
| #7 | AizeBear | 50% | 12 |
| #8 | JDOUWEB | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silver aim stefan | 185 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #2 | WHIS | 91 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Taeseth | 56 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | PlofTank | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | JDOUWEB | 42 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PlofTank | +4.77 | 59 | 61 |
| #2 | silver aim stefan | +3.61 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | WHIS | +2.23 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | Taeseth | +1.57 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | JDOUWEB | +1.46 | 88 | 47 |





